What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
The Exterminator.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do jokesters study in college?
Where does the president keep his razor?