What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?