Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do cats wear to work?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?