Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?