Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?