Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How does a witch play loud music?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why are billionaires such good parents?