Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?