Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do you measure a millennial?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What words make the best athletes?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?