Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
What's the friendliest national park?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did the confused bee say?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How do scientists freshen their breath?