Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
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What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
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How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is a king's favorite weather?
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What's the noisiest food?
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