What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Double dribble.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did summer say to spring?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's the scariest letter?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?