What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Double dribble.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?