What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?