What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?