Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Which singer could always break a five?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What game do bats excel at?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?