What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Which family member has tusks?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What animal likes to party the most?