Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How much money does a skunk have?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What color are all the books in the library?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a hike across the universe?