Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?