Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How long do chickens work?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?