Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's the friendliest pen?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is the wealthiest fish?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?