Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a silly hill?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do insects learn at school?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?