What do female veggies wear to the beach?
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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?