What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?