What is an insect's favorite game?
Cricket.
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?