What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
The GRAMMYs®.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are turtles so shy?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the stair machines call each other?