What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?