Why was the horse so happy?
Because they lived in a stable environment.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do Scottish toads play?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Which subject has two parts?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is the strongest animal?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?