Why was the horse so happy?
Because they lived in a stable environment.
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the barber win the race?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call a silly hill?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How do you get straight A's?
What animal should you never play poker with?