Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why was the dog overweight?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?