Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's a horse's favorite car?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Where do hamsters come from?
How do hurricanes see?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which baseball player do fish root for?