What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
This is so row-mantic!
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?