Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
I turned myself around.
What's the opposite of irony?
What is the most faithful insect?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?