Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
I turned myself around.
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?