What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?