What's a dog's favorite city?
New Yorkie.
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?