What's a dog's favorite city?
New Yorkie.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What is the best book to read in autumn?