Why was the fabric always laughing?
The sewing machine had her in stitches.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why do golfers hate cake?