Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?