Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Where do cows go on vacation?
When do astronauts eat?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?