Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Because it's the grill of his dreams.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How do you grill cheese?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?