Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Because it's the grill of his dreams.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?