What is a plant's favorite college course?
Chemis-tree.
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?