What is a plant's favorite college course?
Chemis-tree.
What's the holiest insect?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's the difference between people and chickens?