Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?