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When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?