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What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?