What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?