What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Families are like fudge.
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?