What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
If you need help building an ark...
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a small mom?
Which subject has two parts?
What animals make the best students?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?