Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do cows wear bells?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?