Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?