Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where does laundry go to college?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do elves learn in school?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?