Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?