What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's the loudest sport?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the foal cough?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?