Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why was the mime upset?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you give a sick pig?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?