Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why are trees always so positive?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do nosey peppers do?
What animal is always ready to protect people?