Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
They gave him a crown!
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How was the wedding?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
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What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?