Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
They gave him a crown!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?