Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?