What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Goat cheese!
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
It's allergy season again?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Where do polar bears vote?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?