What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where do termites go camping?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?