What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do elves learn in school?
What do math teachers eat?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?