What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Rap.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?