What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Did you know about April 1st?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What animal loves Indian food?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?