What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What boat is great at getting a deal?