What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What bird is always sad?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?