What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What animal floats best?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?