What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What fish sings the best?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How do you grill cheese?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.