What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How do you grill cheese?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do nosey peppers do?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?