What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Puppy chow.
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call a small mom?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?