Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why are frogs always happy?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?