What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?