What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?