What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?