Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
If you need help building an ark...
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What fish sings the best?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?