Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
How do fall and winter say hello?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What is the best Christmas present ever?