On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How do you organize a space party?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What does an evil hen lay?