On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do math teachers love March?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why can you never find the number nine?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Where does water do all its banking?